"I'll remember 1994 as the year that...ate shit..."

"It's like magic!"

"We used to go out and sell merchandise over our guitar case."

"A lot of shows on that tour had to be cancled because the crowds got too big"

"Then all of a sudden we got intorduced to punk music and it was the coolest fuckin thing"

"You're just mad cuz your in the rain, well, fuck you, i hope it rains so much you all get STUCK!"

"Hey, Bill, check it out, isn't this the wackeist thing you've ever heard?" (about Longview when Billie first wrote it)

"Green Day is just like sex, when were good, were really good, and when were bad... were still pretty damn good."

"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."

"I told Billie, 'Let's just take it as far as we can. Eventually we'll lose all the money and everything else, anyway. Let's just make sure we have one great big story at the end.' I think we will. In some ways we already do."

"Looks like dookie from here."

"If you wanted to hear music in our town, you had to play it."

"The one thing my family gave me is blue collar morals."

"You guys got tickets?" (Outside The Rave in Milkakee, talking to some idiots)

"I think I broke my nose." (from MTV's Live From the Ten Spot when he hit himself with his guitar)

"Dogs will take over the world, its a known fact."

"Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass." (in San Deigo, yelling at Mark Hoppus of Blink 182)

"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one."

"Are you down with JC that's the question."